Would you mind if I smoke here?
Do you mind opening the window? It’s so stuffy in here.
Do you mind if I ask you a question?
Employer: Well, you have been working with our company for 10 years now.
Employee: Yes I know. It’s been a long time.
Employer: In all this time you have never asked for a raise. Do you mind if I ask you why?
Employee: That’s because my wife is rich.
Employer: Really? What does she do?
Employee: Well, she owns your company.